My name is Anton, but I’d rather be called Tony.

My name is Elizabeth but I prefer to be called Liz.

I'm "a wandering Scotsman", I'm "an intellectual nomad", I'm "an Overnihilist", I'm "an extravagant Scotsman", a "transcendental tramp", all sorts of things.

My name is not Bertha; why do you call me Bertha?

My name is Angélica but I prefer you call me Angie.

My name is Thomas, but everyone just calls me Tommy.

My name is Alexandria, but everyone calls me Alex.

My name is Alexandra, but everybody calls me Alex.

My name is Bernardin Koalga, but they call me ‘the detective.

My name is Alexandra, but everybody calls me Alex.

My name is Cassandra, but everyone calls me Cass.

My name is Bernardin Koalga, but they call me ‘the detective.

Well they often call me Tony, but my real name is...

My name is Alexandria, but everyone calls me Alex.

My name is Bernardin Koalga, but they call me ‘the detective.